|
STANDARD DISCLAIMER: This product
is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons
living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly
required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included.
Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty
expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy
equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. This is not an offer to sell
securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers.
Do not hand stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational
use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition
persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest
if eaten before date on carton. Weight loss not typical. Subject to change
without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary
if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride has
come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases
look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors
may fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when
wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop
in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post
Office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Sorry,
no COD's. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential
damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating
locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for
sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below
this line. Watch for Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your
canceled check is your receipt. No ticket, no laundry. Add toner. Place
stamp here. Avoid direct contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign
here without admitting guilt. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants
have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer,
call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes
accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location
stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use
only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace
with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here
if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include
taxes. Hand wash separately. No Foreign coins accepted. Not recommended
for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited.
No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise
specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate
dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging.
Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product
appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer
than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
A penny saved is a penny earned. No transfers issued until the bus comes
to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your actual mileage
may vary. Professional driver on closed course. Do not forget any certificates
or clearances if requested. This supersedes all previous notices.
This product is certified Year 2000 compliant.
|
